Saturday with 222,090 notes / reblog

wonclerful:

when ur teacher gets mad at u for not doing ur homework 

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(via imabrunettebitch)

Saturday with 144,490 notes / reblog
Saturday with 17,690 notes / reblog
handjob:

badparent:

i feel like everyone on this website is following tumblr user handjob except me omfg

that means my plan is working, be prepared >:)
Saturday with 682,614 notes / reblog
teenssfromhell:

an autobiography

punkbowlcut:

when ur mum starts asking u things just as uve woken up image

(Source: grayalien, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th
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Friday with 27,324 notes / reblog

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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